vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via giggle)

562,556 notes

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via hotboyproblems)

545,095 notes

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via fake-mermaid)

618,574 notes

slomps:

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

and that is all that matters

(via giggle)

826,090 notes

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via bastille)

301,975 notes

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via hotboyproblems)

280,804 notes

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

(via fake-mermaid)

305,848 notes

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via hotboyproblems)

497,568 notes