stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

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orcas:

What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc

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ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

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octobootle:

When you think your cramps are finished but then

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urbran:

when you get to class late and your teacher still isnt there

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communismkills:

bigotryandcupsoftea:

communismkills:

Richard Dawkins posts about wanting mentally disabled children aborted. Liberals flip out.

Anyone else posts about their support for abortion. Liberals applaud their courageous political position.

So these people support…

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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tonyballer:

have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. 

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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